Something worse than Lav-Mus

I CANNOT believe I didn't remember what was coming today in the Big 10 Tourney....The Semi's and Finals aren't televised by ESPN..but rather, CBS.

Soooooo....that means S & M moves over for the soul-sucking Billy Packer and his partner in crime, Jim Nantz. Gone are silly nicknames, comparison of schools' bands, and, well, humor.

In the booth will be lots of stern faces, no criticism of any coach or player EVER unless they talk to a ref, references to Big Ten Champions from at least 4 decades ago, and absolutely no mention whatsoever from B. Pack about teams from mid-major conferences. Just like Helly says--if you don't want it to exist, then it simply doesn't. Unfortunately, Packer enjoys taking this theory nationally.

So, in conclusion, we're sorry, our bad for the previous post. If you have any questions, please direct them to the brick wall.

Lastly--here's things that I hate worse than Billy Packer.

Snow
Back pain
Soccer
Any commercial involving Kyzezshwski or Vitale
Anything else involving Vitale
Manu Ginobili



That's it, that's the list.